February 11, 2001

Previous -- February 2001 -- Next
The FBI's Carnivore is changing it's name to DCS1000, most likely because Carnivore "made the system sound like a predatory device made to invade people's privacy". Irony sure is funny.

I got my cap and gown preview portraits in. You can view my incredibly, stupendously, amazingly handsome, good-looking, attractive face here. No, I do not open my eyes more than .0000032 inches, and yes, that was taken early in the morning, and yes, I AM AVALIABLE!!!!! But please, no pushing in line :)

Goldfish crackers rule!

Previous -- February 2001 -- Next